Fifty Ways to Beat COVID-19

50 Ways to Beat COVID-19

Don't hop on the bus, Gus,

Stay away from the pack, Jack,

Sneeze into your sleeve, Steve,

To keep virus free.


Stop touching your face, Grace,

Stay back to six feet, Pete,

Keep washing your hands, Stan,

And heed CDC.


Don't visit your Gran, Jan,

Wipe down every toy, Roy,

Don't hoard all the food, dude,

Please buy sensibly.


Just use some Purell, Mel,

Keep wipes near at hand, man.

Don't listen to John, Don --

You don't need more TP!


This isn't Spring Break, Jake,

Stay home if you're sick, Dick,

Just follow the rules, fools,

And stay virus free!


(With our apologies to Simon and Garfunkel)